Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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