I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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