Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the day after is always just damage control
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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