Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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