Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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