3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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