when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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