Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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