I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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