Welp...herpes.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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