i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You dont lie about slip and slides
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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