i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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