she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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