I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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