Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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