i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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