you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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