i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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