i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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