i need an iv and a liver transplant
I bet he comes in French.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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