You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Are my feet made of real feet?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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