She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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