That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
A+ Viking dick
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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