I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.