All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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