goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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