Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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