i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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