dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Sext me about skeletons
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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