tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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