I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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