what if I'm pregnant?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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