What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize
