K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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