i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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We are all done wearing pants today
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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