she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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