I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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