? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??