Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.