I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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