Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
