..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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