walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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