Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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