i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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