How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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