The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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