u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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