Plan B is the new Plan A
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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