I don't think brook has ever known best
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
