Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
