I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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