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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(607): I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them. http://tfl.nu/ng5q

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I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.

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Genius.

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(704): I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty. (803): Genius. http://tfl.nu/hci7

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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.

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(205): I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas. http://tfl.nu/ea9i

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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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(716): you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority http://tfl.nu/980f

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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(225): Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt http://tfl.nu/3ulw

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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(512): I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different. http://tfl.nu/tob0

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(219): View more from Indiana

My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(219): My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout? http://tfl.nu/0knj

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.

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(317): All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America. http://tfl.nu/3zlb

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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...

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i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"

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(818): i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday... (805): i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it" http://tfl.nu/3fjc

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it

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(940): I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it http://tfl.nu/c2d6

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(217): View more from Illinois

Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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(217): Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking? (217): Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate http://tfl.nu/x0ta

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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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(405): Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable. http://tfl.nu/luso

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(513): View more from Ohio

Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.

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(513): Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C. http://tfl.nu/3wtt

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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.

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(317): Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed. http://tfl.nu/ma7i

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(806): View more from Texas

I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.

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(806): I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots. http://tfl.nu/ai8j

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