I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life