Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore