She said her name was "party"
my sisters under your porch take her home
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.