he thought i was a dude.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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