My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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