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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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