By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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