My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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