i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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