I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I will pee on everything he values.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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